A common claim by the antireligious is that religion can and should be blamed for the wealth of atrocities committed in its name. From the Crusades to the bombing of abortion clinics, religion is to shoulder the blame for the sins of those who claim it justifies mass murder. By that logic, this poor lil’ pup is to be held accountable for six murders committed by David Berkowitz in 1976 and 1977. Sorry Harvey, but it’s your word against his, and you can’t talk, ’cause you’re a dog. Don’t worry though, you’re in good company. Last week we put J. D. Salinger to death for the murders of John Lennon, Rebecca Schaeffer, and the assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan. And while we’re doing away with any arbitrary reason people might use to murder, we better get rid of love, lust, power, property, politics, money, drugs, music, books, food, water, shelter, nature… let’s see, anything else?