The old legends say we came from a planet. I’m serious. That somehow one planet produced us on its own, totally randomly. Seems pretty ridiculous to me. The most complex thing I’ve ever seen a planet produce is a chemical storm. But that’s what they say. Supposedly this magical planet somehow had more than just a handful of elements, it had hundreds. And all those random chemicals magically came together to create a perfect biome just for us. It’s absurd. This planet somehow produced its own reaction turbines that took in our carbon dioxide and converted it to oxygen. And they were supposedly all over the place. I mean, this stuff is laughable. On top of that, it could magically produce nutrients out of its crust. And there were little beings like us, only not as smart, whose bodies were made of nutrients and we would kill them and eat them. For real, this is in the archives. This magical planet produced everything we needed, we didn’t have to go from planet to planet gathering resources to convert to nutrients. Everything was laid right at our feet. Seriously, people actually believe this shit. I guess I get it. It’s nice to imagine a place like that. Makes you feel special.
It’s bullshit though. I mean, just look at the evidence. We’re an extremely complex organization of about 100 elements, put together in just the right way, and programmed to reproduce. We were obviously made on purpose by someone or something. And they probably didn’t get it right, so they just jettisoned us out. An experiment gone wrong. How else do you explain it? We bicker and argue and believe stupid stories. We have to scrounge around space for the elements we need to keep us alive. We can’t self-sustain, so they just discarded us. At least that makes the most sense to me. Seems way more probable than a magical planet out in some distant galaxy. But they’re right, I don’t know for sure. I just go where the evidence leads instead of blindly believing some old superstition.
But we got too greedy, the legends say. We used up all the resources there, so we had to leave. But someday it’ll revive itself, this magical planet out there, and we can return and live with everything at our feet again. It’s just false hope is what it is. People want to believe in some utopia, past or present or both. It’s bullshit. People need to wake up. Whatever. I guess it doesn’t hurt anybody if they want to believe it. They just want to feel like there’s some purpose behind all of this. Otherwise they’d just jettison themselves, which I wouldn’t mind to be honest. That’s mean to say. They’re not hurting anyone, they’re just annoying. It’s a nice thought though. I guess I can’t blame them. It’d be great if I was wrong, if one day we found it. I’d be the first to apologize. I hope I am wrong. I hope one day we can just stay on one planet that provides everything for us. Planet Eden. Sounds like a nice place.